I was tooling around iTunes earlier seeing if they had anything that caught my eye. I discovered you can pre-order Guns 'N' Roses' Chinese Democracy now. WHAT?! You mean to tell me that record's not just an urban legend, like the kid whose stomach exploded from eating Pop Rocks? Who knew? The expected release date is November 25. I might buy it. Then again, I might not. Maybe I'll wait 17 years to buy it ... took 17 years to make ... it only seems fair!